Chris D'Amico (
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Issue #60
[Locked from Cassel]
So say you're planning a trip to meet your boyfriend's family.
And said boyfriend's mom is complete and total psychopath who can fuck with your mind if she touches you.
And you think maybe you should actually try to get along with these complete strangers because maybe, someday in the far, far off future you might actually see yourself getting together with this fucking idiot with stupid hair.
What kind of gift do you bring?
So say you're planning a trip to meet your boyfriend's family.
And said boyfriend's mom is complete and total psychopath who can fuck with your mind if she touches you.
And you think maybe you should actually try to get along with these complete strangers because maybe, someday in the far, far off future you might actually see yourself getting together with this fucking idiot with stupid hair.
What kind of gift do you bring?
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...and possibly one with psychic inhibition properties? Can't promise that, though, I don't know enough about 'ow that kind of working actually works.
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I find that few ladies will say no to high quality chocolate! Especially if you can find out what her particular favorite is.
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I know a wonderful recipe for macarons if you want it!
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Man. Good luck. Talk about human rituals I got zero clue on.
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cw; homophobic language
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cw; gendered language/insults
Re: cw; gendered language/insults
cw; gendered language/insults
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...flowers? Unless she's allergic. That'd be bad.
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First impression for this sort of thing is crucial.
But I don't particularly know of your beau all that well, so I'm going to need a little more information. What's his background like? What does his family do? Are you going to simply be stopping by to meet them, or is this for an actual meal together, or some other kind of event?
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Any mother would be moved, at least a little, by the knowledge that her child will be provided for.
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I'm sure everyone says wine or some shit, but chocolate works. Also might make the bitch fat, so that's a nice touch. [Smirk. No pun intended.]
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[HI CHRIS your troll is back.
But hey, it's a serious question.]
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cw: rape as humor
cw: rape as humor
cw: rape as humor
cw: rape as humor
cw: rape as humor
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