Issue #60

[mistconduct]

[Locked from Cassel]


So say you're planning a trip to meet your boyfriend's family.

And said boyfriend's mom is complete and total psychopath who can fuck with your mind if she touches you.

And you think maybe you should actually try to get along with these complete strangers because maybe, someday in the far, far off future you might actually see yourself getting together with this fucking idiot with stupid hair.


What kind of gift do you bring?

Comments

[mistconduct]

Kind of. She backed up my dad, who was, uhm. Really intense and involved.

[queenofcharming]

Good woman. Though that sounds like my husband as well.

[mistconduct]

What's he like?

[queenofcharming]

[She sighs.] A man who loves his family and his club. Strong, protective, and will do anything to take care of those he cares for. A good man, at least in my eyes. [And that's a bit opinionated to forget all of the crimes.]

[mistconduct]

Sounds like a pretty cool guy. I'd say I wish he was here, except that's the shittiest thing to wish on anyone.

[queenofcharming]

Yeah, I don't miss him that much to want him in this place.

Though with his health, who knows, he might be here real quick.

Well, Chris. Good luck with that boyfriend's mother. Like I said, you better tell me the gory details when you get back. And get her some real nice chocolate.

[mistconduct]

Thanks, Gemma. I'm sure it'll be a story to horrify our kids.