Issue #60

[mistconduct]

[Locked from Cassel]


So say you're planning a trip to meet your boyfriend's family.

And said boyfriend's mom is complete and total psychopath who can fuck with your mind if she touches you.

And you think maybe you should actually try to get along with these complete strangers because maybe, someday in the far, far off future you might actually see yourself getting together with this fucking idiot with stupid hair.


What kind of gift do you bring?

Comments

cw; gendered language/insults

[robinwishes]

Last I checked I was a girl and I know how I liked to be treated, dumbass.

Also, it sounds like she's just a bigger version of a high school queen bee, so-- yeah, I know how that works. And how it can blow up in your face, too.

Re: cw; gendered language/insults

[mistconduct]

You're also like fourteen.

Re: cw; gendered language/insults

[robinwishes]

I'm sixteen now, you tit. I'll be seventeen in April, remember?

Re: cw; gendered language/insults

[mistconduct]

I do. Holy shit, I remember when you were this tiny..

Anyway.

If I come back with my head all wrong because I brought her white wine and she likes red, I'm blaming you.

[robinwishes]

I'll take your blame and give approximately zero fucks about it.

[mistconduct]

Then I'm not going to give you the recording of me making a huge ass out of myself.

[robinwishes]

Whiner.

[mistconduct]

Am not.

[robinwishes]

Totally are.

[mistconduct]

Ugh. Girls.

[robinwishes]

We're not that bad.

[mistconduct]

This is why I'm gay.

[robinwishes]

Pretty sure I have nothing to do with why you're gay.

[mistconduct]

You have a little bit to do with it.

cw; misandry!!!

[robinwishes]

What, because I have a bigger dick than you?

cw; language wtf.

[mistconduct]

I can't actually tell if you're calling my dick small or if you were born a guy.

Or with both parts, I don't know.

cw; language wtf.

[robinwishes]

You're fucking awful.

Also it's the former you douche.

cw; language wtf.

[mistconduct]

I'm going to pretend it was the latter.


And call you Man-dy.


...Wait, shit, Mandy is actually a girl's name too.

cw; language wtf.

[robinwishes]

Just keep digging that hole, twatwaffle.

cw; language wtf.

[mistconduct]

Shut up.

cw; language wtf.

[robinwishes]

Make me, pussy.

cw; language wtf.

[mistconduct]

Don't think I totally won't.

cw; language wtf.

[robinwishes]

Less like won't. More like can't.

cw; language wtf.

[mistconduct]

Well, whatever. We're the mouths of the fucking ship. No point in shutting either of us up for long.

cw; language wtf.

[robinwishes]

No, no, I think it's you and that mouthy 'goffy jerk from England' [ that was the worst impression of Vex ever, Mindy ] guy, followed by Iris.

I don't talk nearly as fucking much as you three.