mistconduct | Issue #60

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Issue #60

[Locked from Cassel]

So say you're planning a trip to meet your boyfriend's family.

And said boyfriend's mom is complete and total psychopath who can fuck with your mind if she touches you.

And you think maybe you should actually try to get along with these complete strangers because maybe, someday in the far, far off future you might actually see yourself getting together with this fucking idiot with stupid hair.

What kind of gift do you bring?

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B---what?

Game from our childhood that pissed us both off to no end.

Man, the things I missed by growing up in the seventies and eighties.

Yep. Seventies sucked in comparison to the rad 90s.

Except musically. We kicked your butts there.

What is your obsession with music?

What is yours with comics?

...Touche.

Well, there you go. Though I totally get the appeal of comics and all, it's just not my thing.

You were never in one? You seem like you'd be in one.

I swear I lent you the local ones -- but if I exist in some other world's comics, no idea. Never seen any.

Oh my god, I totally forgot.

I should make copies.

What? Really? Whatever for?

The library. So that all new inmates showing up can read it.

WHa-- why?

[ Who'd care? He's fantastic, but most people don't read comics here! ]

For the sheer hilarity of it. I'd kill to be in a comic book.

[ Not the ones Millar wrote... ]

Well, they're here if you want them.

I do. I want them so hard.

Right, right I'll get you some!

Sweet.

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