Issue #60

[mistconduct]

[Locked from Cassel]


So say you're planning a trip to meet your boyfriend's family.

And said boyfriend's mom is complete and total psychopath who can fuck with your mind if she touches you.

And you think maybe you should actually try to get along with these complete strangers because maybe, someday in the far, far off future you might actually see yourself getting together with this fucking idiot with stupid hair.


What kind of gift do you bring?

Comments

[notsoneedy]

Yeah. Interested in it the same way I'm interested in how that one guy paints stuff on the heads of pins. It's fascinating, in like a super duper freaky way. And how do they get it so small?

[mistconduct]

I swear to god I'm going to punch you in the ovaries one of these days.

[notsoneedy]

I think I'm having flashbacks to the first time you and I talked.

[mistconduct]

Admit it. I turned the charm on.

[notsoneedy]

The first time we talked? I don't fucking think so.

[mistconduct]

Get over yourself, I was super fucking charming.

[notsoneedy]

You get over yourself, Chris. God.

[mistconduct]

Thanks. I am a god.