mistconduct | Issue #60

Issue #60

[Locked from Cassel]

So say you're planning a trip to meet your boyfriend's family.

And said boyfriend's mom is complete and total psychopath who can fuck with your mind if she touches you.

And you think maybe you should actually try to get along with these complete strangers because maybe, someday in the far, far off future you might actually see yourself getting together with this fucking idiot with stupid hair.

What kind of gift do you bring?

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You're fucking awful.

Also it's the former you douche.

I'm going to pretend it was the latter.

And call you Man-dy.

...Wait, shit, Mandy is actually a girl's name too.

Edited 2014-09-17 16:01 (UTC)

Just keep digging that hole, twatwaffle.

Shut up.

Make me, pussy.

Edited 2014-09-18 15:35 (UTC)

Don't think I totally won't.

Less like won't. More like can't.

Well, whatever. We're the mouths of the fucking ship. No point in shutting either of us up for long.

No, no, I think it's you and that mouthy 'goffy jerk from England' [ that was the worst impression of Vex ever, Mindy ] guy, followed by Iris.

I don't talk nearly as fucking much as you three.