Issue #60

[mistconduct]

[Locked from Cassel]


So say you're planning a trip to meet your boyfriend's family.

And said boyfriend's mom is complete and total psychopath who can fuck with your mind if she touches you.

And you think maybe you should actually try to get along with these complete strangers because maybe, someday in the far, far off future you might actually see yourself getting together with this fucking idiot with stupid hair.


What kind of gift do you bring?

Comments

[Private]

[walkingmeltdown]

Big believer in God looking out for idiots and children, aren't you?

[He says this with terse, bleak humor. And doesn't specify which one he thinks Chris is.]

...Everyone's big on passwords right now. I'll tell you the same thing I've been saying to everyone. My other self doesn't remember being Derek Powers, remember?

So if you try calling me by name over there and I don't know what you're talking about, start running.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Hey, I'm Catholic. What else am I gonna believe in?


Okay. Sweet.

And I...fuck, I have no idea what I can use for a password.

Oh. Oh shit, I know. Other Me doesn't have his legs cut off.

[Private]

[walkingmeltdown]

Yes, I do think that might be something I'm capable of noticing. [/SARCASM]

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Well, don't be a huge dick about it.

If you see me, just kick me. If I fall over, I'm me.

[Private]

[walkingmeltdown]

I half hope someone really does attempt that now, simply for the visual.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Don't be a dick.

[Private]

[walkingmeltdown]

Come on. You know me.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Well, if you see me coming, kick me and run. I give you permission.