Well, it isn't good enough for me. If I have to stay on the fucking prison ship my first Easter without my mom, first Easter after my dad died, I can't go home or to fucking church, I better have a chocolate bunny.
[The communicator switches on, and loud cat purring can be heard. A white hand flails across the screen, and Dracula mumbles sleepily in Romanian....]
[...then sits up, eyes hazy and hair insane.]
It's Easter Sunday?
How long have I slept? This is ridiculous. I need to get up and get to Chapel. [the scene blurs again as he gets up and sets it down face-up on his bed. Feet stomp away,and Elaine the cat sniffs the screen and paws at it.]
We weren't like super Catholics or anything where we went to church every Sunday, but yeah, Christmas and Easter were important to us as a family and for our faith.
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Jesus christ, after all this shit, there better be chocolate bunnies.
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[Oh, he sounds way better, if a bit... stoned.]
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Hmmm. I am... not quite back to normal but I am feeling significantly better than I was when we last spoke.
Which reminds me--you have my thanks for... talking me back to the present.
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[Okay, he's not THAT used to it. Change of subject.]
Is to-day a... human religious observance?
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Yeah. Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is. Ever heard of Easter?
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/falls over laughing
i'm so sorry davros.
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would you like to spam or assume?
spam, please, this is going to to be hilarious.
spam it is!
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AND HERE STARTS HIS CONVERSION TO GOOD... only not.
Chocolate. Who knew.
It's the little things in life.
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My apologies to Douglas Adams for this stupid joke.
never apologize for Douglas Adams
The world needs more Douglas Adams.
Oh, without a doubt
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And here comes dat Catholic guilt....:D
[...then sits up, eyes hazy and hair insane.]
It's Easter Sunday?
How long have I slept? This is ridiculous. I need to get up and get to Chapel. [the scene blurs again as he gets up and sets it down face-up on his bed. Feet stomp away,and Elaine the cat sniffs the screen and paws at it.]
:D Yeah!
Dude. Your hair. Oh my god.
Here, kitty.
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[Since before Chris's age.]
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Was yours much the same?
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