Issue #9

[mistconduct]

It feels so fucking weird to not be in church right now.

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[mistconduct]

Oh yeah, lice guy. Awesome.

Where are you at?

[ichoosefight]

Kon's and my room. First floor, room 7.

[mistconduct]

..Yeah, I'd rather not. Your boyfriend looked like he wanted to kill me earlier on. Plus I pissed him off about his inmate. Not cool.

[ichoosefight]

I told you I could meet you in the common room. Besides, he wouldn't actually kill you.

[mistconduct]

He could beat me up. That's way worse.

[ichoosefight]

He's my fiance. If I ask him not to he won't.

[mistconduct]

Will you ask him to or do I have to do something for you first?

[ichoosefight]

Yes, I'll ask him not to beat you up. He's not even home right now. It's perfectly safe.

[mistconduct]

I'm trusting you on this one, Steph. Seriously.

[ichoosefight]

I'm one of those hero types everyone hates so much. Of course you can trust me.

[mistconduct]

Is it weird that I like you, considering that I'm one of those villain mobster types everyone hates so much?

[ichoosefight]

On the barge? I'm not sure I believe in weird anymore.

'Sides, Megamind just graduated, and we've been friends for ages.

[mistconduct]

[Chris' expression immediately turns dark at that. Yeah, he's not so thrilled about that, considering that his next-door neighbor both helped out Tosh and broke inmate ranks to graduate and leave him behind]

Yeah, congrats to him, or whatever.

[ichoosefight]

[ Aw, and she was actually kind of in a good mood. ]

Are you coming or not?

[mistconduct]

Yeah, jesus, I'm on my way. Fuck..

[ichoosefight]

[ She just sort of grumbles. Come on man, tone it down. ]

You say a word often enough it doesn't mean anything anymore.

[mistconduct]

If you want it to mean something, I can switch to 'cunt'.

Seriously, don't worry about it. It's just how we talk.

[ichoosefight]

Who's 'we'? Last time I checked the really scary villains were PG-13. You know, when they aren't trying to kill people with acid.

[mistconduct]

'We' as in my family. And I mean that in both senses of the word.

[ichoosefight]

Right, of course. Gotta get that street cred if you're gonna be a real gangster. [ It's obvious by her tone that she thinks it's all a load of unnecessary bull. ]

[mistconduct]

Hey, I don't knock the way you speak, get off my back about mine. All right? Jesus.

[ichoosefight]

Hey, I'm from New Jersey, I am totally prepared to be made fun of.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, you're right. Jersey sucks.

[ichoosefight]

It has its charms. Like the pollution.

[mistconduct]

Fucking gross, man. Our apartment overlooked it. Jesus, Jersey. Who'd you piss off in another life?