Issue #9

[mistconduct]

It feels so fucking weird to not be in church right now.

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[ichoosefight]

Nah, you got me. I've got an ego like a five ton anvil.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, you don't last long in the superhero business without getting iron skin.

[ichoosefight]

To be fair, I've only been in it for like, five years. [ In Gotham that's not really much. ]

[mistconduct]

You want to know how long I was in the costume?

A week.

And then I died.

[ichoosefight]

[ She just. Blinks. Given, she was Robin for six months, fired, and then tortured near to death, but at least she survived her first week. Softly, ]

I'm sorry. What happened?

[mistconduct]

Got beat to death in my first super fight. It's kind of a long story.

[ichoosefight]

[ 'Superfight' kind of sums it up, actually. ]

When I started it was just street thugs and my dad. And for all his threats I'm not sure he would have actually killed me.

[mistconduct]

Still, beating up your dad, jesus.

[ichoosefight]

Yeah, well, if you knew my dad you'd be cheering.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, no, I bet. Fuck.

[ichoosefight]

[ Steph just huffs. ]

We did it again. Come on over and we can talk over batmallows.

[mistconduct]

Okay, now that's a topic of conversation I can fucking get behind. Yes.

[ichoosefight]

The Bat-mallows are waiting.

[mistconduct]

On my way.