Issue #9

[mistconduct]

It feels so fucking weird to not be in church right now.

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[ichoosefight]

I'll ask. If he refuses I've got s'more fixins.

[mistconduct]

You can't have s'mores, it's Easter. For fuck's sake, this fucking ship..

[ichoosefight]

It's chocolate and sugar. Freaking good enough for me.

[mistconduct]

Well, it isn't good enough for me. If I have to stay on the fucking prison ship my first Easter without my mom, first Easter after my dad died, I can't go home or to fucking church, I better have a chocolate bunny.

[hellofist]

What about... chocolate ice cream, in shape of bunny?

[There has to be some kind of way she can pull that off. SHE HAS THE TECHNOLOGY. Which is an ice cream maker.]

[mistconduct]

Don't be ridiculous, Cass. What the fuck sense does that make?

[hellofist]

Better than nothing. That sense.

[mistconduct]

No one has chocolate ice cream bunnies, that's just. That's nonsensical.

[hellofist]

... That's not a word.

[That can't be a word, it sounds entirely too silly to be a word.]

[mistconduct]

Nonsensical? Of course it's a fucking word. My spellcheck doesn't red flag it.

[hellofist]

[But how? She can read that he's telling the truth but who would make up a word like that?]

That... makes no sense.

[mistconduct]

Yeah.

You might even say it was nonsensical.

[ichoosefight]

Well then, good news, Sir Curses A Lot. Admiral just dropped me an Easter basket full of 'em.

[mistconduct]

Are you shitting me?! Fuck yes! Why didn't he give me any?

[ichoosefight]

Probably because you're an inmate and he's busy fixing the ship. How should I know how his decision making process works?

Come up to the first floor common room and I'll even share.

[mistconduct]

You better share, I swear to christ. I gave up pizza for Lent too, I want some of that.

[ichoosefight]

I could just eat them all myself... but it looks like Cass wants some too, so why not?

[mistconduct]

And I bet you a million dollars Cass has never had an easter basket.

Dude, we need to make her one. Like right now. This is fucking important.

[ichoosefight]

I've got an Easter basket. I don't have much else to put in it... [ She looks over at her kitchen, contemplating. ]

I do have marshmallows.

[mistconduct]

...I guess I can carve home-made peeps.

[ichoosefight]

I can make Bat-mallows. She'll love those. [ Why yes, she does have experience. ]

[mistconduct]

Bat-mallows. Awesome.

What do we do for jelly beans?

[ichoosefight]

Um.

Yeah, I got nothing.

[mistconduct]

Well...chocolate bunnies should be enough for her first basket, right?

I don't know where her room is.

[ichoosefight]

It is a lot of chocolate bunnies. We should take ours out first.

I think she's still staying with Merlin. First floor, room 19.