Issue #9

[mistconduct]

It feels so fucking weird to not be in church right now.

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[ichoosefight]

I could just eat them all myself... but it looks like Cass wants some too, so why not?

[mistconduct]

And I bet you a million dollars Cass has never had an easter basket.

Dude, we need to make her one. Like right now. This is fucking important.

[ichoosefight]

I've got an Easter basket. I don't have much else to put in it... [ She looks over at her kitchen, contemplating. ]

I do have marshmallows.

[mistconduct]

...I guess I can carve home-made peeps.

[ichoosefight]

I can make Bat-mallows. She'll love those. [ Why yes, she does have experience. ]

[mistconduct]

Bat-mallows. Awesome.

What do we do for jelly beans?

[ichoosefight]

Um.

Yeah, I got nothing.

[mistconduct]

Well...chocolate bunnies should be enough for her first basket, right?

I don't know where her room is.

[ichoosefight]

It is a lot of chocolate bunnies. We should take ours out first.

I think she's still staying with Merlin. First floor, room 19.

[mistconduct]

Oh yeah, lice guy. Awesome.

Where are you at?

[ichoosefight]

Kon's and my room. First floor, room 7.

[mistconduct]

..Yeah, I'd rather not. Your boyfriend looked like he wanted to kill me earlier on. Plus I pissed him off about his inmate. Not cool.

[ichoosefight]

I told you I could meet you in the common room. Besides, he wouldn't actually kill you.

[mistconduct]

He could beat me up. That's way worse.

[ichoosefight]

He's my fiance. If I ask him not to he won't.

[mistconduct]

Will you ask him to or do I have to do something for you first?

[ichoosefight]

Yes, I'll ask him not to beat you up. He's not even home right now. It's perfectly safe.

[mistconduct]

I'm trusting you on this one, Steph. Seriously.

[ichoosefight]

I'm one of those hero types everyone hates so much. Of course you can trust me.

[mistconduct]

Is it weird that I like you, considering that I'm one of those villain mobster types everyone hates so much?

[ichoosefight]

On the barge? I'm not sure I believe in weird anymore.

'Sides, Megamind just graduated, and we've been friends for ages.

[mistconduct]

[Chris' expression immediately turns dark at that. Yeah, he's not so thrilled about that, considering that his next-door neighbor both helped out Tosh and broke inmate ranks to graduate and leave him behind]

Yeah, congrats to him, or whatever.

[ichoosefight]

[ Aw, and she was actually kind of in a good mood. ]

Are you coming or not?

[mistconduct]

Yeah, jesus, I'm on my way. Fuck..

[ichoosefight]

[ She just sort of grumbles. Come on man, tone it down. ]

You say a word often enough it doesn't mean anything anymore.