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Okay, Barge, here's the deal.
Operation Get Rorschach to Give Chris Back His Privacy Filters is in effect, starting right now. I'm soliciting ideas from the floor that do not involve;
-Apologizing to Jesse Pinkman
-Begging
-Sucking cock and/or other weird favors that involve signing my life away.
Right now what I'm thinking is downloading a bunch of hardcore porn and spamming him nonstop with it, but I want to persuade him, not make him break my wrists.
So you're a bunch of smart assholes. Help me out here. Let's brainstorm.
...
Oh, yeah. Before I forget.
[And he unravels three or four different Wanted posters from the last port, including one big glorious one with him and Cassel for "Causing a Disturbance"]
Kick-ass, right? I've got everybody's I could find. I'm going to make copies. Rorschach, I've got yours if you want it, but let me frame it first. Your hair's all weird, it's hilarious.
Operation Get Rorschach to Give Chris Back His Privacy Filters is in effect, starting right now. I'm soliciting ideas from the floor that do not involve;
-Apologizing to Jesse Pinkman
-Begging
-Sucking cock and/or other weird favors that involve signing my life away.
Right now what I'm thinking is downloading a bunch of hardcore porn and spamming him nonstop with it, but I want to persuade him, not make him break my wrists.
So you're a bunch of smart assholes. Help me out here. Let's brainstorm.
...
Oh, yeah. Before I forget.
[And he unravels three or four different Wanted posters from the last port, including one big glorious one with him and Cassel for "Causing a Disturbance"]
Kick-ass, right? I've got everybody's I could find. I'm going to make copies. Rorschach, I've got yours if you want it, but let me frame it first. Your hair's all weird, it's hilarious.
Tags:
- barbara gordon is an amazing badass,
- cass rhymes with badass,
- cassel and me are a 2-person circlejerk,
- iris does it like a boss,
- jesse pinkman stole my drugs,
- junko you're freaking me out,
- kon stop messing up my bro,
- lark is the puppy i never had,
- mark lilly needs to die in a fire,
- megamind stole my car,
- peter parker preaches responsibility,
- rorschach is going to break my fingers
