Issue #74

[mistconduct]

[Private to Victor Creed]

So...

Do you prefer me calling you Creed or Sabertooth?


[Private to Cassel, Mickey]

Jesus christ I hope you two have it going on better than me. Fuck.


Fuuuuuck.

But hey; congrats. Couldn't have happened to two better dudes.


[Public]

Okay, now I'm starting to get a little nervous. Are we all gonna die, or what? Should we be getting on Iris' bus and getting the fuck out of here?

Raise your hand if you wanna abandon ship.

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[patheticvillain]

Dude, are you gonna die?

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[mistconduct]

Totally gonna die!

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[patheticvillain]

Shit.

I'll start working on your eulogy. What is this now, your eighth? Is Creed on bingo? We have disemboweling, right?

[He is genuinely concerned.]

[withtheoldbreed]

Pretty sure the inmates still can't leave.

[Even if there are some people might want to leave behind, that's not fair on the rest of them, is it?]

[tucky]

Iris said she can put everybody on the bus and save us. Even inmates.

[withtheoldbreed]

So why hasn't she done it?

[mistconduct]

...Yeah, but like. Who are we losing? Really?


I'm kidding.

[withtheoldbreed]

Kinda figured.

[Except how he can't blame you if you're not about certain people. He's just not leaving if a couple particular people get stuck behind.

Even if that seems kind of insane, but what right does he have to make an escape when other people are trapped?]

[Private]

[lawofthejungle]

It gonna matter in the long run?

[Private]

[mistconduct]

It matters in the short run if I'm pissing you off calling you something you don't like.

Re: [Private]

[lawofthejungle]

Pretty sure there's plenty you can do that's got a hell of a better chance of pissin' me off than a name or two, pup.

But Creed'll do just fine.

[maytakecenturies]

We can't abandon it.

[She is still suffering badly from all the blowback, but this comes sudden and sure and very unexpected.]

The others have to be found.

[mistconduct]

God, I'm just so fucking exhausted. I can't keep up with who's here, who's missing, who's gone back home..

[maytakecenturies]

[The way she looks, she knows exactly how he feels.]

Who ran.

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[brbculling]

[Arthas voice is hoarse. Sleeping for two weeks will do that.]

You're not going anywhere. If I can't leave, nobody can.

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[mistconduct]

You fucking piece of shit, go back to sleep. You ruined everything.

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[brbculling]

How flattering.

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[routemistress]

Oh, I won't leave you be'ind either, you royal gobshite. That's the difference between you and me.

But you don't set foot on my bus conscious. That's the rules.

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[brbculling]

Oh, there are many differences between you and me.

A little late to the party

[cantcatchme]

If you have a way to get off this boat, that'd have been nice to know weeks ago.

Never late!

[mistconduct]

I have a way for wardens. Maybe we'd have to leave the inmates behind.

Who the hell are you, man?

[cantcatchme]

Right. Leave those of us who are here against our will to die. Real heroic, pal.

[Pietro sneers a little bit.]

Name's Pietro. Who the fuck are you, then? Besides another warden.

super backdated my bad /o\

[americasdirtiest]

We haven't killed each other yet, so pro'lly off to a better start than some people.

[Ha ha except he's a little worried, shit.]

No worries!

[mistconduct]

Like I'd ever think you guys would. Cassel's not even the killing type.

[americasdirtiest]

Sounds like you're not so lucky, though.