Issue #74

[mistconduct]

[Private to Victor Creed]

So...

Do you prefer me calling you Creed or Sabertooth?


[Private to Cassel, Mickey]

Jesus christ I hope you two have it going on better than me. Fuck.


Fuuuuuck.

But hey; congrats. Couldn't have happened to two better dudes.


[Public]

Okay, now I'm starting to get a little nervous. Are we all gonna die, or what? Should we be getting on Iris' bus and getting the fuck out of here?

Raise your hand if you wanna abandon ship.

Comments

[mistconduct]

Yeah, absolutely. Goes without saying.

[maytakecenturies]

And when he does, someone will have to bring you back, and we'll be less able to make the ship whole.

[mistconduct]

....You want me to stay dead? To what, protect the fucking ship?

[maytakecenturies]

I'm saying your focus is skewed.

[mistconduct]

So what do you think I should do, O High and Mighty Vulcan Princess?

[maytakecenturies]

Stop making assumptions. We don't have royalty.

We should find them.

[mistconduct]

What are we gonna do, jump on board Iris' bus and just hope we run into them?

[maytakecenturies]

We can't leave the ship.

[mistconduct]

You can't.


...All right, all right. Fine. I see your point.

So what, do we try taking the ship to them?

[maytakecenturies]

If you're afraid, leave.

[There's some heat in her tone, and once she hears it, she tries to swallow it back. It's a struggle.]

I think that's where we're going.

[mistconduct]

Fuck off, I'm no quitter.

...Shit, son.

[maytakecenturies]

I'm not your son.

[What in the shit. slang does not compute.]

[mistconduct]

Well, ew, first of all. Also no, it's just an expression.

[maytakecenturies]

A purposefully misleading one. [why even the fuck]

[mistconduct]

Only if you've never grown up human. In which case, sorry, America's the best.

[maytakecenturies]

[She should really be more put off by this but the general malaise is very strong.]

If you say so.

[mistconduct]

If I ask you to get that tattooed on you somewhere, how much would I have to pay?

[maytakecenturies]

Not even your life would be enough.

[mistconduct]

My life is worth millions though.

[maytakecenturies]

Not to me.

[And she is exercising all the cool rights she has here and...hanging up on him.]