Issue #74

[mistconduct]

[Private to Victor Creed]

So...

Do you prefer me calling you Creed or Sabertooth?


[Private to Cassel, Mickey]

Jesus christ I hope you two have it going on better than me. Fuck.


Fuuuuuck.

But hey; congrats. Couldn't have happened to two better dudes.


[Public]

Okay, now I'm starting to get a little nervous. Are we all gonna die, or what? Should we be getting on Iris' bus and getting the fuck out of here?

Raise your hand if you wanna abandon ship.

Comments

[cantcatchme]

...okay, seriously. Who the fuck are you? This is starting to freak me out.

[mistconduct]

I told you, man. I'm psychic.

[cantcatchme]

Still don't believe you. You're probably lying. You look like a liar to me.

[mistconduct]

That's racist against Italians.

[cantcatchme]

Nope, just racist against your stupid face.

[mistconduct]

My stupid face is stupidly gorgeous.

[cantcatchme]

You have an interesting definition of gorgeous.

[mistconduct]

You're so attracted to me right now. Admit it.

[cantcatchme]

What?

Ew, no. You wish, though.

[mistconduct]

Please. You're totally not my type. It'd be like dating a worse version of me.

[cantcatchme]

Okay, no, wait. That's ew. Please never compare me to you again.

[mistconduct]

Seriously. I'm way more tan.

[cantcatchme]

What makes you think I want to be tan, hm?

[mistconduct]

Yeah, you'd probably look pretty fucking weird with a tan and white hair. Never mind.