mistconduct | Issue #74

Issue #74

[Private to Victor Creed]

So...

Do you prefer me calling you Creed or Sabertooth?

[Private to Cassel, Mickey]

Jesus christ I hope you two have it going on better than me. Fuck.

Fuuuuuck.

But hey; congrats. Couldn't have happened to two better dudes.

[Public]

Okay, now I'm starting to get a little nervous. Are we all gonna die, or what? Should we be getting on Iris' bus and getting the fuck out of here?

Raise your hand if you wanna abandon ship.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Has it ever occurred to you that the only difference between your mirror self and you is that he didn't pretend to be something he's not?

Of course that's not the only difference between me and him, jackass.

I have the better facial hair.

Very cute. Do you have a meaningful argument, or just that?

I'm not that guy. I've got good and bad to me, and right now the bad part really, really wants to kick your ass.

But I also have motherfucking restraint.

What good has that done you? Is it going to save this ship?

I'm not a motherfucking engineer. I don't know how to fix the ship that you broke, you piece of shit.

There are way smarter people here than me. They've got a handle on it.

So your "restraint" doesn't profit you much, does it?

I guess that's not really fair, when nothing else you do could help either.

No one knows what the fuck you're talking about, Arthas!

God, shut up! No one cares! You're going to be here for forever, so just suck it up and deal with it!

No king rules forever, not even the Admiral.

I'll make myself clearer. You're useless to this ship and I think you know it. Whether you do or don't decide to be like your mirror self will be irrelevant to history.