Issue #74

[mistconduct]

[Private to Victor Creed]

So...

Do you prefer me calling you Creed or Sabertooth?


[Private to Cassel, Mickey]

Jesus christ I hope you two have it going on better than me. Fuck.


Fuuuuuck.

But hey; congrats. Couldn't have happened to two better dudes.


[Public]

Okay, now I'm starting to get a little nervous. Are we all gonna die, or what? Should we be getting on Iris' bus and getting the fuck out of here?

Raise your hand if you wanna abandon ship.

Comments

[cantcatchme]

Yes? That mean something to you?

[Because yeah, he's introduced himself by his code name to a few people. But it generally doesn't get this kind of reaction.]

[mistconduct]

No, I just.


Shit!


Uh, hey. So...X-Men or Avengers?

[cantcatchme]

What?

[If his tone was cold before, it's subarctic now.]

I've got nothing to do with the fucking X-Men. And I don't know who the fuck the Avengers are, but I don't really give a shit. I'm Brotherhood.

[mistconduct]

Oh shit. Guess that answers that question. You're a baby Quicksilver.

[cantcatchme]

Okay, look, are you trying to piss me off?

Because I just realized. You're the bastard who's stuck with Sabertooth. Now I just feel fucking sorry for you.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, yeah. Trust me, I've got a back-up plan on that one. I've got it covered.

[cantcatchme]

What're you going to do? Bribe him with catnip?

Now how about you tell me what the fuck you think you know about me.

[mistconduct]

I'm telepathic.

[cantcatchme]

Bullshit.

[He might've bought it if it weren't for the X-Men shit.]

[mistconduct]

Okay. I'm telepathic, and I can read the future.

[cantcatchme]

Not very well, if you think I'm going to team up with the X-Geeks. Try again.

[mistconduct]

Dude, don't question my almighty powers.

[cantcatchme]

I'm questioning them real hard.

[mistconduct]

Okay, don't freak out, but I'm kind of a huge fan. Magneto? Fucking tops.

[cantcatchme]

What.

Are you high?

[Because sure, Magneto has some devoted followers. But none of them would use terms like 'huge fan' or 'fucking tops'.]

[mistconduct]

No...?

Not right now, anyway.

[cantcatchme]

I know you're not an Acolyte where I'm from. Mutant, I take it?

[Because a human would really have to be nuts to fanboy over fucking Magneto.]

[mistconduct]

Yeah.

They call me the Motherfucker.

[cantcatchme]

They do not. That's just stupid.

Stop fucking around and give me a straight answer.

[mistconduct]

I'm serious! That's what they call me! It's fucking amazing!

[cantcatchme]

It's fucking unbelievable.

[mistconduct]

Your hair color is unbelievable. What are you, 45?

[cantcatchme]

Can't help that I was born this flashy. Try not to be too jealous, Fucker.

Oh, you don't mind if I use a nickname, do you? Motherfucker is such a mouthful.

[mistconduct]

It's Motherfucker, and yes, I do.

Because I fucked your mom.

[cantcatchme]

My mom's dead, asshole.

[Though he says it casually, like he's commenting on the weather.]