Issue #74

[mistconduct]

[Private to Victor Creed]

So...

Do you prefer me calling you Creed or Sabertooth?


[Private to Cassel, Mickey]

Jesus christ I hope you two have it going on better than me. Fuck.


Fuuuuuck.

But hey; congrats. Couldn't have happened to two better dudes.


[Public]

Okay, now I'm starting to get a little nervous. Are we all gonna die, or what? Should we be getting on Iris' bus and getting the fuck out of here?

Raise your hand if you wanna abandon ship.

Comments

[americasdirtiest]

You really gonna be his warden?

[mistconduct]

I don't think I have much choice, Mick'. What am I gonna do, ignore the guy?

[americasdirtiest]

Yeah, just...

[The one he's worried about here is you, Chris.]

Where were you when everything and its mother came through up on the Barge?

[mistconduct]

I was down at a con with Cassel. Why?

[americasdirtiest]

Down at a--

[Oh, right. Allison had explained that.]

'Cause dying every five minutes sucks, is why. Maybe try not to.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, you know, surprisingly that's not a fucking goal of mine. Any ideas how to do that?

[americasdirtiest]

I dunno, but keeping that big fat fucking trap of yours quiet for once would pro'lly help.

[mistconduct]

He's not going to stop killing me just because I'm quiet.

[americasdirtiest]

Jesus Christ, Chris.

[mistconduct]

Hey, I'm just looking at this realistically!

[americasdirtiest]

A'ight, look-- the last time you got into some stupid, dangerous shit without a plan, it went really fucking bad, so do you have a plan this time? Like at all?

[mistconduct]

I didn't get into this one, though. It just happened to me. I didn't do this shit.

Literally it just happened, Mic'. I need a couple of days to think at least.

[americasdirtiest]

Is he gonna give you a couple days? 'Cause from the way people are talking about this asshole...

[mistconduct]

I dunno. Maybe. Iris is putting something together, I'm supposed to meet with her in a few.

[americasdirtiest]

[He sighs. Iris -- he trusts Iris. He'll regret that later, but he still does now.]

Okay. I... Let me know if there's some shit I can do, I guess. I got half a fucking arsenal over here.

[mistconduct]

Why the fuck do you have guns?

[americasdirtiest]

Because I like guns and I got Admiral powers.

[mistconduct]

Okay good answer.