Chris D'Amico

[Public]

So...hypothetically speaking, say you're an inmate and you catch your warden totally making out with some chick but they erase your photographic evidence but you still want to completely embarrass them on the network about it.

Are you believed? And how do you go about proving it? Hypothetically speaking. Because this totally didn't happen.

I'm serious.

[Inmate Filter]

So, uh...hey, fellow assholes in arms. Who's interested in putting heads together and helping me write a file on all the goddamn wardens here? Powers, ways to piss them off, things NOT to say if you don't want to get your ass handed to you...shit like that.

Takers? Seriously, tell me to piss off if you don't give two shits. Other than that, fucking contribute if you do. I just think it sucks they get to keep files on us and we don't on them.

[Private to David 8]

I have a favor to ask but I think you might actually find it fun. Break up the library monotony a little, right? Anyway, call me back.

[Private to Cassandra Cain]

I've got more books, so let me know if you want me to drop by or...y'know, whatever. Up to you. How's the inmate? Since I...last spoke with you yesterday.

[Private to Cassel Sharpe]

Are you seriously fucking worried about stationary, man? I have an art portfolio in my room. Let's start brainstorming.

Also obligatory you-got-a-warden gloating placeholder here.

[Private; Megamind]

You. Me. My warden. Let's talk.