Chris D'Amico (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
mistconduct) wrote2013-03-22 02:40 pm
mistconduct) wrote2013-03-22 02:40 pm
Entry tags:
- allen doyle's seen this shit before,
- cass rhymes with badass,
- cassel and me are a 2-person circlejerk,
- iris does it like a boss,
- jesse pinkman stole my drugs,
- mal reynolds needs to be my dad,
- mark lilly needs to die in a fire,
- megamind stole my car,
- narvin is a trolly troll,
- riddick is resident prison expert,
- sandoval needs some enhancement,
- slade straight up dngaf,
- snow is pissed off about my cursing,
- zev bellringer loses life's lottery
Issue #7
Fuck this entire fucking month.
I feel like I need some goddamn perspective around here, because as shitty as I feel, I feel better when someone else is having an even worse time, and I know some of you assholes come from worse times or places than this fucking ship.
So once the Admiral gets through with his Extreme Makeover, Meth Edition, help me fill in the blank:
This is better than the time ____.
You think this is bad, back where I come from ____.
I'll rank it 1 through 10 on how terrible your life is, with 1 being Angelina Jolie and 10 being...I don't know, some black gay blind war vet who had all his limbs amputated and lives under a bridge in Detroit.
Points given for gruesome murders/family drama/state-sponsored racism, points taken for how much you whine about it.
I feel like I need some goddamn perspective around here, because as shitty as I feel, I feel better when someone else is having an even worse time, and I know some of you assholes come from worse times or places than this fucking ship.
So once the Admiral gets through with his Extreme Makeover, Meth Edition, help me fill in the blank:
This is better than the time ____.
You think this is bad, back where I come from ____.
I'll rank it 1 through 10 on how terrible your life is, with 1 being Angelina Jolie and 10 being...I don't know, some black gay blind war vet who had all his limbs amputated and lives under a bridge in Detroit.
Points given for gruesome murders/family drama/state-sponsored racism, points taken for how much you whine about it.