Issue #60

[mistconduct]

[Locked from Cassel]


So say you're planning a trip to meet your boyfriend's family.

And said boyfriend's mom is complete and total psychopath who can fuck with your mind if she touches you.

And you think maybe you should actually try to get along with these complete strangers because maybe, someday in the far, far off future you might actually see yourself getting together with this fucking idiot with stupid hair.


What kind of gift do you bring?

Comments

[voluntaryapnea]

[Stiles blinks at the implication.]

Melissa likes tulips. But she's not a psychopath and I'm not dating her son, so I don't know how much help that'll be.

[mistconduct]

Fuck.

Maybe there's a way to ask Cassel without being stupidly obvious about it.

[voluntaryapnea]

Okay well not to ask the obvious here or anything but...why aren't you just asking him to start with?

[mistconduct]

....Because shut up.

[voluntaryapnea]

[Stiles barely resists the urge to smirk.]

Good comeback.

[mistconduct]

Also, shut up.

And I'm gonna ask him. But he might think of dumb things.

[voluntaryapnea]

[This time Stiles chuckles.]

Yeah, maybe but he'll probably also have a better idea of what'll impress her or what'll piss her off.

[mistconduct]

Of course, I by myself could be just enough to piss her off.

[voluntaryapnea]

That is entirely possible.

[mistconduct]

This is probably going to be a disaster no matter what I do.

[voluntaryapnea]

Hey maybe not. I mean, you guys are pretty happy together, right? [He's not really this optimistic when Chris started out the video talking about Cassel's mom being a psychopath. Because Allison and Scott had been happy and that certainly hadn't mattered to Allison's psychopathic mother, who'd literally tried to murder Scott for no reason except that he was a werewolf.]

[mistconduct]

I'm happy. Cassel could be fucking miserable for all I know.

[andyougoleft]

He's not miserable.

...About that, anyway.

[semifreakingnormal]

But I'm super dateable.

[voluntaryapnea]

Hey. I'm the one who offered to make out with you and you shot me down. It's totally your loss.

[semifreakingnormal]

Oh yeah.

But that kinda proves my point.

[voluntaryapnea]

Yeah yeah. You're super datable.

[semifreakingnormal]

I don't think my mom would even ask about it. She'd just make that face. [You know the one Stiles!!]

[voluntaryapnea]

And that would be terrifying if I hadn't seen it already a thousand times.

[semifreakingnormal]

Exactly. I think she's kinda tapped out on surprise.

[voluntaryapnea]

It's hard to trump werewolf, so.

[semifreakingnormal]

I feel like we've been trying to, like, since it happened though.

[voluntaryapnea]

We may have a time or two.

[semifreakingnormal]

Well, I'm okay with not being trumped.

[voluntaryapnea]

Yeah. I'm okay with you not being trumped, too.