Issue #73

[mistconduct]

Yeah, fuck this noise. Why do you guys get to have all the fun around here..


Ahem.


ATTENTION, BITCHES! The following wardens and inmates have been paired;

Chris and Mickey
Cassel and Omar
Sabretooth and fucking no one. He's terrible.



Files appear!

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Now that is some serious David Blaine street magic shit.

Comments

[demolitions]

[He'll just be waiting here.]

[mistconduct]

...Yeah, okay, somehow I ended up with Tig's file, but what the fuck ever.

[demolitions]

Yeah, sure you did.

[mistconduct]

Fuck you, man. I don't go to your house and piss all over your food.

[demolitions]

You've got a tendency towards overreaction, don'tcha?

[mistconduct]

Uhh, you got a tendency for being a dick?

[demolitions]

I think of it as doin' a public service.

[mistconduct]

Dude, don't think I won't beat you up just because I'm a warden. I will kick your ass all up and down this ship.

[demolitions]

Allow me to provide you with a much more likely outcome to that scenario, to wit, you will kiss my ass all up and down this ship.

[mistconduct]

You wanna bet, tough guy? You talk big, but I bet you're a fucking pussycat in real life.

[demolitions]

I'll wait while you look up the definition of projection.

[mistconduct]

You like trying to fuck with guys half your age? You old fuck. I'm sorry, I don't have any Extenze to spare.

[demolitions]

No, I don't imagine you do. Keep it for yourself. I'm sure you can use all the help you can get.

[mistconduct]

Bitch I have a boyfriend!

[demolitions]

He must be a very understandin' person.

[mistconduct]

Who the fuck is your warden?

[demolitions]

I ain't got one. Why? You gonna go tattle on me for articulatin' your masculine deficiencies?

[mistconduct]

Fuck yeah I'm gonna go tattle on you, prick! I'm a snitch. I'm not afraid to admit it, fuck you.