Issue #73

[mistconduct]

Yeah, fuck this noise. Why do you guys get to have all the fun around here..


Ahem.


ATTENTION, BITCHES! The following wardens and inmates have been paired;

Chris and Mickey
Cassel and Omar
Sabretooth and fucking no one. He's terrible.



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Now that is some serious David Blaine street magic shit.

Comments

[mistconduct]

You wanna bet, tough guy? You talk big, but I bet you're a fucking pussycat in real life.

[demolitions]

I'll wait while you look up the definition of projection.

[mistconduct]

You like trying to fuck with guys half your age? You old fuck. I'm sorry, I don't have any Extenze to spare.

[demolitions]

No, I don't imagine you do. Keep it for yourself. I'm sure you can use all the help you can get.

[mistconduct]

Bitch I have a boyfriend!

[demolitions]

He must be a very understandin' person.

[mistconduct]

Who the fuck is your warden?

[demolitions]

I ain't got one. Why? You gonna go tattle on me for articulatin' your masculine deficiencies?

[mistconduct]

Fuck yeah I'm gonna go tattle on you, prick! I'm a snitch. I'm not afraid to admit it, fuck you.