mistconduct | Issue #73

Issue #73

Yeah, fuck this noise. Why do you guys get to have all the fun around here..

Ahem.

ATTENTION, BITCHES! The following wardens and inmates have been paired;

Chris and Mickey
Cassel and Omar
Sabretooth and fucking no one. He's terrible.

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....

Now that is some serious David Blaine street magic shit.

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Say that like it's some kinda punishment.

You're a fucking terrible person and I hate you.

Want me to spell it out for you?

One pairing for Chris. Two pairings for Cassel.

And none for Victor Creed okay bye.

And what about me not givin' a shit about your precious little pairings ain't gettin' through?

I. Don't. Care. I'll shred all'a you frails to get off if I have to, spread yer guts like garland and eat your livers and use your spine for a pool cue. I don't need your buddy system approach.

ADMIRAL POWERS ACTIVATE.

VICTOR CREED, FORM OF;

PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE.

Don't.

If you try to talk him out of shit he just does it harder.

I'm not talking anyone out of anything.

I'm saying fucking don't do it if he ever wants to take a shit that doesn't glitter and sing show tunes ever again.

Okay, fair enough. I'm just letting you know what you're getting yourself into.

[Personally, he can see the appeal of getting into shit with Victor Creed tonight.]

....Holy shit, can you do that?

I mean, in practice, yeah, it would suck, but.

Holy shit.

Try me.

Is this a turn-on for you?

I mean, like. I know everyone has their kink but I didn't really think you were into that gross shit.

Cute.

But honestly, I would really appreciate it if you passed up the chance to be a dickwad just this one time. I'm not really looking forward to a headache tonight.