Issue #73

[mistconduct]

Yeah, fuck this noise. Why do you guys get to have all the fun around here..


Ahem.


ATTENTION, BITCHES! The following wardens and inmates have been paired;

Chris and Mickey
Cassel and Omar
Sabretooth and fucking no one. He's terrible.



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Now that is some serious David Blaine street magic shit.

Comments

[leavetreadmarks]

So what you're saying is you're still waiting on your balls to drop.

[mistconduct]

That is an unverified and private statement between me and my doctor, so shut the fuck up.

[leavetreadmarks]

But not untrue.

What're you gonna do if I don't?

[mistconduct]

Kick your stupid ass, that's what. I don't even care if you're a girl.

[leavetreadmarks]

You shouldn't. You should care about the fact that your mouth runs faster than your skinny ass can keep up with.

[mistconduct]

Really? You think it's skinny?

Holy shit, thank you. I've been trying to shed the pounds and it is not easy, let me tell you.

[leavetreadmarks]

...you been on this boat too long. At least I hope that's what's wrong with your head.

[mistconduct]

I look fucking amazing in spandex and there's nothing wrong with that.