Chris D'Amico (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
mistconduct) wrote2014-09-22 09:46 pm
mistconduct) wrote2014-09-22 09:46 pm
Issue #61
[Standing in Slevin's cabin is Chris, looking around his inmate's room, skeptical and full of doubt.
There's a door there that wasn't there previously.
Giving a suspicious look to it - who's to say Slevin didn't just get maintenance to prank him? - Chris walks over and opens the door.
Well, would you look at that.]
[The camera shuts off. Fifteen minutes later, Chris is standing in the middle of Slevin's bathroom, a boombox at his feet. He points to the camera, then back at himself. The boombox starts blasting out the ultimate 90s, MC Hammer hit single, U Can't Touch This.
In Slevin's bathroom, Chris starts doing the hammer dance. ]
My-my-my-my music keeps me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
That's good when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat - uh - you can't touch
[You know that terrible dance move when a person grabs one of their ankles from behind, puts their spare hand to the back of their neck and shuffles around in a wild spasm?
Yeah. Chris is doing that. Except he misjudges the pressure put on his leg, pops the prosthetic out of place, and falls over.]
There's a door there that wasn't there previously.
Giving a suspicious look to it - who's to say Slevin didn't just get maintenance to prank him? - Chris walks over and opens the door.
Well, would you look at that.]
[The camera shuts off. Fifteen minutes later, Chris is standing in the middle of Slevin's bathroom, a boombox at his feet. He points to the camera, then back at himself. The boombox starts blasting out the ultimate 90s, MC Hammer hit single, U Can't Touch This.
In Slevin's bathroom, Chris starts doing the hammer dance. ]
My-my-my-my music keeps me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
That's good when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat - uh - you can't touch
[You know that terrible dance move when a person grabs one of their ankles from behind, puts their spare hand to the back of their neck and shuffles around in a wild spasm?
Yeah. Chris is doing that. Except he misjudges the pressure put on his leg, pops the prosthetic out of place, and falls over.]
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So what's with the improvised dance, anyway?
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I'm the best, what can I say?
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You are so lucky this is on a private channel. The last thing I need is your wizard boyfriend with the emo kid haircut coming after me in a jealous rage because of some comical misunderstanding.
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Besides, Cassel and me have an open relationship. I'm allowed to be on the prowl for older gentlemen.
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That's very flattering to be sure but I advise you take it up in another corner. You and me are far better as friends.
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Like a prison facial one. Or a tramp stamp.
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I'm having flashbacks to the shark discussion all over again.
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[Private] lol those keywords
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[Private] oh chris bb
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