Issue #29

[mistconduct]

Sup, Barge assholes. I'm back.

It's been like a whole fucking year, so I'm not going to bore you with the immense amount of crap that went down in my world because oh, hey, come up to the infirmary and take a look. Everyone and their mom already has.

Speaking of moms, I have an issue of rebranding to announce. Red Mist is dead. Henceforce I am no longer Chris D'Amico, but wish instead to be addressed by my super name, The Motherfucker. It's going to be a while before I'm back in the costume but regardless of that, I want you all to call me The Motherfucker. It grows on you.

And speaking of that, informal poll time, fucking yes it's that time again!

On a scale of 1 to 5, Chris' new goatee is;
-Awesome.
-REALLY fucking awesome.
-Sculpted like Michaelangelo's David.
-Way better than Tony Stark's
-I haven't seen it; every time I turn to observe I'm blinded by the awesome.

Comments

[breathoflight]

But it's just an image. You don't find it important to be more true to yourself here among your friends?

[mistconduct]

I AM being true to myself!

[breathoflight]

If you say so.

But I hope you understand that I will not refer to you by that name in conversation to you or in reference to you with others.

[mistconduct]

Well, you can't call me Red Mist anymore.

[breathoflight]

[...She never did in the first place...]

I can assure you that I won't.

[mistconduct]

Good. That's the old name. But I'm warning you, I'm only going to answer to the Motherfucker if you call me.

[breathoflight]

I will keep that in mind...

[And just will continue to refer to you as Chris forever. dwi.]

[mistconduct]

Awesome. Good. That's what I like to hear.

[breathoflight]

It is good to have you back, Chris. Though I wish it were under better circumstances than you find yourself in.

[mistconduct]

Thanks. Good to be back. I missed this place.

[breathoflight]

You are settling in well then?

[mistconduct]

Pretty well. It's just like how I remembered it.

[breathoflight]

I am glad to hear it. If you need any assistance with anything though, I would be happy to help.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, start correcting people who call me Chris instead of the Motherfucker. That's all.

[breathoflight]

Chris, I won't say that word.

[mistconduct]

Why not?! It's just a word, god!

[breathoflight]

I do not swear.

[mistconduct]

Why?

[breathoflight]

It is not becoming of a queen to use foul language.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, but you're not a queen here.

[breathoflight]

Then you do not consider yourself American when you are here?

[mistconduct]

That's different.

[breathoflight]

How so? Are there not particular things expected of you as a citizen?

[mistconduct]

I carry my Americanism with me. You need power to be a queen.

[breathoflight]

A queen is not made by her power. She is made by the faith and trust given to her by her people.

I am not in Tabor at the present moment and I make no claim to be a ruler to this place, but I am no less a queen here as I am there.