mistconduct: ([unmasked] chilling on the porch)
Chris D'Amico ([personal profile] mistconduct) wrote2013-09-30 08:13 am

Issue #29

Sup, Barge assholes. I'm back.

It's been like a whole fucking year, so I'm not going to bore you with the immense amount of crap that went down in my world because oh, hey, come up to the infirmary and take a look. Everyone and their mom already has.

Speaking of moms, I have an issue of rebranding to announce. Red Mist is dead. Henceforce I am no longer Chris D'Amico, but wish instead to be addressed by my super name, The Motherfucker. It's going to be a while before I'm back in the costume but regardless of that, I want you all to call me The Motherfucker. It grows on you.

And speaking of that, informal poll time, fucking yes it's that time again!

On a scale of 1 to 5, Chris' new goatee is;
-Awesome.
-REALLY fucking awesome.
-Sculpted like Michaelangelo's David.
-Way better than Tony Stark's
-I haven't seen it; every time I turn to observe I'm blinded by the awesome.
breathoflight: (♕ i can see)

[personal profile] breathoflight 2013-09-30 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It is not becoming of a queen to use foul language.
breathoflight: (♕ the world)

[personal profile] breathoflight 2013-09-30 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you do not consider yourself American when you are here?
breathoflight: (♕ like esther)

[personal profile] breathoflight 2013-10-02 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
How so? Are there not particular things expected of you as a citizen?
breathoflight: (♕ i need your strength)

[personal profile] breathoflight 2013-10-02 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
A queen is not made by her power. She is made by the faith and trust given to her by her people.

I am not in Tabor at the present moment and I make no claim to be a ruler to this place, but I am no less a queen here as I am there.
breathoflight: (♕ firing at)

[personal profile] breathoflight 2013-10-02 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Then do they cease to exist in Tabor simply because I am here? By that argument, the same could be said of America in your world.
breathoflight: (♕ raise your voice)

[personal profile] breathoflight 2013-10-02 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
It's not power, Chris.
breathoflight: (♕ who am i living for?)

[personal profile] breathoflight 2013-10-02 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you understand what it means to be a ruler.
breathoflight: (♕ i'm bulletproof)

[personal profile] breathoflight 2013-10-02 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Snow just frowns.]

[Chris.]

[Chris, no.]
breathoflight: (♕ i am)

[personal profile] breathoflight 2013-10-02 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I have to go.

[She hangs up. Because it's not worth it.]