Issue #10

[mistconduct]

So, if anyone gives a shit, I found my warden.


Not going to lie, I'm really kind of disappointed he's not dressed like a dwarf. Seriously, how perfect would that have been?


Anyway, he doesn't remember anything, which is just fucking great, so I might have to lure him back to the Barge with a trail of snacks or whatever.

Comments

private text;

[dr4gontatt00]

[Okay she has a cover to keep up here. :|] where'd you find him?

public text;

[mistconduct]

I'm totally telling him you said that.

And I don't think I should say, since I'm still on fucking public filters and I don't know who wants to eliminate him or what.

I have his wanted poster. It's fucking amazing.

private text;

[dr4gontatt00]

[That's nice Chris. :| Whar is he.]

if you give me a general location I can help

public text;

[mistconduct]

How about you and me hook up and I take you to where I found him?

private text;

[dr4gontatt00]

[Well. It can't be avoided. Chris is gonna figure out that Wasp is the same person who was the girl in Rorschach's room. The same one he's seen around the barge.

And not an overweight 30-something male.

There's a long pause before she responds.] I'll be in front of the tavern with the giant bird on the sign.

[hetrustsme]

Actually, if they don't remember it might be wiser to wait until the port is over. I didn't believe anything they told me about the barge until I was brought back when I fell overboard.

[mistconduct]

Wait, what?

Dude, no, he hit his head somewhere. The fuck are you talking about?

/threadjack

[routemistress]

Nah, Kal's right, lovey; this 'appens when you fall off. I told you about Wonderland, remember?

That explains why we couldn't find 'im, 'e weren't being 'imself. The Barge should pull 'im back before we leave, but you might keep an eye on 'im any road. This 'asn't quite been a normal week.

[mistconduct]

Oh, fuck, are you kidding me? He's going to be okay?

[hetrustsme]

What Iris said, I'm afraid. I thought you knew. I fell overboard during the time we spend underwater and was completely convinced I'd always been a mermaid.

Do you need help with this?

[mistconduct]

Oh my god no way. No way, I didn't even know that could fucking happen!


Holy shit.


No, I mean. No, he didn't attack me or anything. Unless I need you to like, pick him up and fly him to the Barge, I think I want to give this one a shot on my own. You understand, right?

[strangehistorian]

I don't really know how these sorts of things usually work or I would help.

[mistconduct]

There's nothing to help with. He's a tool, he'll be back to his old self soon.

Private video.

[some_kinda_hero]

Chris...take care of him, okay? Please? We both know how stubborn he is with his memories; he's going to be worse without them.

Public video.

[mistconduct]

Well, when he gets his memories back I can fucking scream at him for being totally unable to plot his return in privacy.

Private video.

[some_kinda_hero]

Sure, fine, just be careful.

Public video.

[mistconduct]

Dude. Claire. It's fine. Be cool.

[sirgordon]

[Barbara isn't quite sure what that meant, but she gathers the boy's guardian is addled somehow. She takes off her helmet, shaking out her hair; people are more at ease, that way, especially the young ones.]

Do you need assistance, lad?

[mistconduct]

...


Barbara Gordon?

[sirgordon]

[Her eyebrows arch, a smile touching her lips.]

My reputation precedes me?

[Her lips twist ruefully.]

Or do I have Lady Iris to thank for that. [It was all her idea. Really.]

[mistconduct]

Dude, I didn't know you were a cosplayer! That's fucking awesome!

Okay. Okay, if you're in character right now, I won't break it.

[audio]

[terminates]

Scared him off, did you?

[audio]

[mistconduct]

I don't even know. How the fuck did I scare my fucking warden?

[audio]

[terminates]

Is he following you, or are you following him?

[audio]

[mistconduct]

I found him. What's it matter?