mistconduct | Issue #76 [Text]

Issue #76 [Text]

Creed attacked Cassel today. Cassel's dead. I'm putting him in Zero and I'm going to put steps in place to make sure he doesn't get the chance to get at anyone again. Don't really have a whole hell of a lot to say aside from that, but just..be aware, I guess. He's a dangerous creep and I don't have a full handle on him yet. Obviously. This one's my fuck-up, guys. I'm owning it. I should've planned better for this shit. Just..bare with me while I get the hang of this. [Private to Dillon] I need you to help bring him back. Please.

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i dunno man. he's really strong and toothy. he'd fuck up your day.

My uniform's kevlar-based and I have a vibranium shield.

Plus, I guarantee I've had worse days.

Just if you need me, is all.

[Because he doesn't want your day ending up royally fucked, either.]

i think i have to do this one on my own. He won't really give too much of a crap about me otherwise. but thanks cap.

I understand. I think you're right, and I think you're doing the right thing.

Don't let him claw off your face, though. That'd be inconvenient.

[That's a joke! Really!]

haha wolverine makes this shit look so easy.

The guys making it look easy are just better at hiding the truth, I think.

You'll be fine.

[He does believe that.]

yeah?? because i feel sick.

This is the part where you remember to breathe.

And remember that you can do it on your own. But you don't have to. Okay?

guh okay fine i'm breathing. jesus fuck how am i not numb to this kind of shit yet.

Probably because being numb is a pretty poor solution and not a great way to warden?

i'm not a great warden dude.

Not if you think that way.

Look, you're doing your best. That's all anyone's gonna ask of you. Nobody's great at this. Even the ones that you think are.

yeah but you gotta remember i was graduated into this. the admiral picks the people he wants to make deals with. graduated inmates he's just sort of stuck with. maybe i just make a shitty warden.

Honestly, in my opinion that still makes you a better candidate than the people he does offer deals to.

Besides. Have you ever thought about how he picks his inmates?

I guess. Just any asshole who died and who can be redeemed I guess.

Yeah, that's not what I think about how he picks people at all.

Did you ever meet me when I was a seventeen-year-old inmate? I was a shitstain. There was nothing in me worth seeing, not until Rorschach came along.

It was there, you just didn't know it. And now it's there for everyone to see, and you're doing something with it.

Tell me how that's not a smart move, on the Admiral's part - tell me he didn't pick you for a reason, Chris, but I don't think I'll buy it.

I dunno, I just thought it was a lucky guess on his part. Not everyone sticks around until graduation, he makes some pretty shit decisions.

I can't deny that he does make some pretty shit decisions, but I don't think you were one of them. I don't think anyone here is a shit decision, and honestly, I don't think the people he's sent home were, either.

oooh. captain america cursed.

Want to print out the text and have me sign it? Might be worth millions.

[Not only can he swear, he can be a little shit, too.]

I kinda do.

If it'll make you feel better, I'll make it happen.

Oh, wait - let's go for billions:

FUCK

Edited 2015-07-03 02:02 (UTC)

holy shit. i'm having very mixed feelings about this right now.

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