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Issue #76 [Text]

Creed attacked Cassel today. Cassel's dead. I'm putting him in Zero and I'm going to put steps in place to make sure he doesn't get the chance to get at anyone again. Don't really have a whole hell of a lot to say aside from that, but just..be aware, I guess. He's a dangerous creep and I don't have a full handle on him yet. Obviously. This one's my fuck-up, guys. I'm owning it. I should've planned better for this shit. Just..bare with me while I get the hang of this. [Private to Dillon] I need you to help bring him back. Please.

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oooh. captain america cursed.

Want to print out the text and have me sign it? Might be worth millions.

[Not only can he swear, he can be a little shit, too.]

I kinda do.

If it'll make you feel better, I'll make it happen.

Oh, wait - let's go for billions:

FUCK

Edited 2015-07-03 02:02 (UTC)

holy shit. i'm having very mixed feelings about this right now.

Should I take that as a compliment? I feel like I should.

dude what if you get demoted because of all this potty talk.

I think the Admiral's more likely to literally wash my mouth out with soap.

At least, as a first try to clean me up before demotion.

I'd be careful if I were you, man. Soap is no joke.

Especially not when you have really, really sensitive taste buds.

that's not a real power steve

Says you.

Okay, I really can't tell. Maybe it's just that I can breathe through my nose these days. Allergies are hell.

awww does big bad captain america get hurt by the flowers

You've clearly never had allergies.

Not anymore, though, no.

Lucky you.

Every once in a while.

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