Issue #72

[mistconduct]

[Chris, newly healed, is standing outside the Enclosure. He's looking characteristically excited, eyes gleaming]

Okay. Okay, just go with me on this.

What if this....

[He jerks his thumb back at the Enclosure's door]


....plus this?


[He brings a large box into view, holding it up in both hands.

It's Jumanji - the board game.]


Ten minutes. Get your shit and let's go.

That includes you, Omar.

Comments

[mistconduct]

What the fuck is wrong with your brain.

[barewicked]

Mate, you're looking to unleash a bunch of fucking elephants, and giant wasps, and manhunters who look like your dad with this shit. I just want to make a few girls.

[mistconduct]

.....



Oh my god the fucking hunter was played by Robin Williams' dad! How the fuck did I not realize that?!

[barewicked]

Don't feel bad, mate, I never noticed at the time either. Only know now 'cause I saw it in a Cracked article.

[mistconduct]

Holy fuck. My entire life is a lie.

[barewicked]

Oh yeah, another of the mysteries of the universe unlocked, and you are welcome.

So, are you still gonna play it?

[mistconduct]

Oh yeah, I'm totally gonna play it, no contest.