Issue #72

[mistconduct]

[Chris, newly healed, is standing outside the Enclosure. He's looking characteristically excited, eyes gleaming]

Okay. Okay, just go with me on this.

What if this....

[He jerks his thumb back at the Enclosure's door]


....plus this?


[He brings a large box into view, holding it up in both hands.

It's Jumanji - the board game.]


Ten minutes. Get your shit and let's go.

That includes you, Omar.

Comments

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Shut up, Scotty! This is the best idea.

[semifreakingnormal]

Haven't you seen the movie?

[mistconduct]

Where the fuck do you think I got the idea from?!

[semifreakingnormal]

Then what made you think it was a good idea?!

[mistconduct]

How would it not be a good idea?!

[semifreakingnormal]

You just said you saw the movie! Do you want monkeys driving police bikes all over the Barge?

[mistconduct]

.....Maaaybe.

[semifreakingnormal]

Oh my god. We're doomed. You're totally dooming us.

[mistconduct]

Hey, what do you want from me? I'm a former inmate!

[semifreakingnormal]

Yeah, but not all inmates are morons.

[mistconduct]

It's not a smart thing, it's a live dangerously and take risks thing.

[semifreakingnormal]

I think it's a having terrible ideas thing.

[mistconduct]

You're so judgmental, Scotty.