Issue #70

[mistconduct]

Fuck me, we're four days into March and the port messed up my goddamn March Madness spread!

Fuck it, fine. Obviously since I can't watch college basketball on the Barge, we make our own entertainment here.

Bets are currently open to be placed on all inmates. It's $5 to play, 5 spots for $20. First inmate you picked to graduate gets paid out.

All unpaired inmates are wild cards - if you bet on them and they're first to graduate, you win a date with Loki in addition to the whole kit and caboodle.

Here's some sample odds I've got running;

Mickey - 2:1
The Emperor - 2:1
Abigail - 3:1
Cass - 3:1
Mira - 5:1
Tig - 10:1
Jax - 10:1
Touko - 20:1
Sylvanas - 25:1
Jerry - 25:1
Dean - 40:1
Arthas - 50:1

...Hey, does anyone else feel like utter crap?

Comments

[mistconduct]

Grow a sense of humor, shithead.

[warisart]

No.

[mistconduct]

God! It's like talking to a brick fucking wall!

Can I lock all my future posts against you?

[warisart]

Why?

[mistconduct]

Because you're pissing me off and all we ever do is fight.

[warisart]

Why am I pissing you off?

[mistconduct]

I will cut you, Ben. I will cut you good and deep.

[warisart]

I would sincerely like to see you try, Chris.

But the question stands.

[mistconduct]

You're annoying and you don't act human and everything you say just pisses me the fuck off, all right?

[warisart]

Alright.

[mistconduct]

Christ, you can't even argue like a human being.

[warisart]

[And then Ben exploded.]

Contrary to your obvious belief, Chris, I am human, so any way in which I argue is very clearly and very obviously how a human argues. Just because you don't like it, and just because it isn't how you would do it or how you think it should be done doesn't mean you get to just ignore it or classify the individual as somehow less than you and your ideal.

Take responsibility for yourself and your blatantly obvious, numerous flaws and maybe - maybe - anyone else should consider taking you seriously enough to let your opinion matter.

[mistconduct]

Haha, what? Shit. The dog bites back.

My opinion matters.

[warisart]

No, it doesn't, not even to you. You don't let it matter. You form opinions in a moment, based entirely upon the incomplete information and the shortlived feeling you have at that particular moment. You change them again at a moment's notice, for no better reason than reacting to new information and a new feeling.

[mistconduct]

I'm spontaneous. It works for me.

[warisart]

Spontaneity is an excuse to justify never wanting to think.

[mistconduct]

Who the fuck DOES want to think around here? Thinking sucks.

[warisart]

My point stands, Chris.

[mistconduct]

I don't have to think to be successful at life. Shut up.

[warisart]

You.

[And he hangs up.]