Issue #70

[mistconduct]

Fuck me, we're four days into March and the port messed up my goddamn March Madness spread!

Fuck it, fine. Obviously since I can't watch college basketball on the Barge, we make our own entertainment here.

Bets are currently open to be placed on all inmates. It's $5 to play, 5 spots for $20. First inmate you picked to graduate gets paid out.

All unpaired inmates are wild cards - if you bet on them and they're first to graduate, you win a date with Loki in addition to the whole kit and caboodle.

Here's some sample odds I've got running;

Mickey - 2:1
The Emperor - 2:1
Abigail - 3:1
Cass - 3:1
Mira - 5:1
Tig - 10:1
Jax - 10:1
Touko - 20:1
Sylvanas - 25:1
Jerry - 25:1
Dean - 40:1
Arthas - 50:1

...Hey, does anyone else feel like utter crap?

Comments

[mistconduct]

...Seriously, though, it's just all for fun.

[fridgetothefire]

I know.

[Somehow, she manages to express withering contempt and deep gentleness at the same time.]

If you were hurting people on purpose, I might believe you could change.

[mistconduct]

The fuck?

Anya, come on. I'll stop, just don't be mad at me.

[fridgetothefire]

No, you won't. You don't even know why I want you to, because it's all fucking funny to you, because it doesn't even occur to you to think about what might not be funny for the people you're talking about.

[She sighs, and thumbs the base of the pale, heavy spike, emerging from her left temple.]

Chris, you don't like me. I'm the weird, bossy creep, remember?

[mistconduct]

....I never said I didn't like you.


Anya, I'm sorry. I just..do stupid shit once in a while for a laugh. I'm sorry.

[fridgetothefire]

[She makes a low noise of frustration in her throat, the hand at her forehead briefly covering the rest of her face, dragging down.]

Look, it's not. It's not that you do stupid shit, it's not even that you do outrageous stupid shit. You make a lot of people happy, being ridiculous. But you never think first. You don't notice which people aren't going to laugh. You never think - hey, maybe not one.

[mistconduct]

I can think. I'll think ahead.

Seriously, there are some things I don't screw around with. I thought this would be harmless.

[fridgetothefire]

Mostly it is. I bet, didn't I?

But I don't know how you can - be in the same space with Ben for two years and not. Notice that he's had to claw every bit of his own identity out from conditioning and abuse and -

[She gets that he's quiet. But Chris has been here long enough to see the change, to make too many robot jokes, how does he not know.]

For fuck's sake. You once told a kid it was his fault his mother died. How was that funny?

[mistconduct]

...I don't really know Ben all that well. He and me don't talk much.


It wasn't. It wasn't funny, you're right. It was dumb.

[fridgetothefire]

You also remind me of my brother. I realize that's not fair.

[mistconduct]

There are worse things to be than Quicksilver.

[fridgetothefire]

Than -

[She frowns for a moment, confusion and then comprehension and distaste. It wasn't a name he ever got the chance to adopt in her world, but she knows enough mutants to recognize what it must be. Pinched, dryly -]

I suppose there are a few.

[mistconduct]

Oh come on. Like you wouldn't want an awesome codename of your own.

[fridgetothefire]

You don't really want to know my opinion on that particular pathology.

[mistconduct]

Anyatollah Komeni.

That's your new codename.

[fridgetothefire]

[Eye. Brows.]

You want to name a Jewish girl after the ayatollah?

[mistconduct]

It's ironic.

[fridgetothefire]

It's actually worse than my having a codename in the first place. I'll admit it, I'm impressed.

[mistconduct]

Thanks, Anyatollah. I aim to please.

[fridgetothefire]

Pleased is not what I said.

[mistconduct]

I have a selective hearing condition.

[fridgetothefire]

[She smiles very sweetly - and very fake - and flips him the bird.]

Better?

[mistconduct]

Aww. Yes, thank you. Closed captioning for the asshole.

[fridgetothefire]

Oh! I also don't like you because I hate being needled.

[Which is a separate thing from being hurt, or seeing other people hurt, and she actually tends to forget it until she actually talks to him again. She is aware on some level that it's petty, but she hates it anyway. Data collection, yay!]

[mistconduct]

Jesus, way to let your flag fly, woman. Christ.