Issue #70

[mistconduct]

Fuck me, we're four days into March and the port messed up my goddamn March Madness spread!

Fuck it, fine. Obviously since I can't watch college basketball on the Barge, we make our own entertainment here.

Bets are currently open to be placed on all inmates. It's $5 to play, 5 spots for $20. First inmate you picked to graduate gets paid out.

All unpaired inmates are wild cards - if you bet on them and they're first to graduate, you win a date with Loki in addition to the whole kit and caboodle.

Here's some sample odds I've got running;

Mickey - 2:1
The Emperor - 2:1
Abigail - 3:1
Cass - 3:1
Mira - 5:1
Tig - 10:1
Jax - 10:1
Touko - 20:1
Sylvanas - 25:1
Jerry - 25:1
Dean - 40:1
Arthas - 50:1

...Hey, does anyone else feel like utter crap?

Comments

[tucky]

Don't call him that. He ain't a fuck-up, he's amazing.

I bet on him.

[mistconduct]

Fine, but that's your loss. He's $5.

[tucky]

Maybe I'll buy two on him, just 'cause you said that.

[mistconduct]

You can't buy two. You can only bet on the same person once.

[tucky]

Oh.

... I'm buying two in spirit.

[mistconduct]

Christ, fine. Have it your way.

[tucky]

[Score. She looks very satisfied with herself.]