Issue #70

[mistconduct]

Fuck me, we're four days into March and the port messed up my goddamn March Madness spread!

Fuck it, fine. Obviously since I can't watch college basketball on the Barge, we make our own entertainment here.

Bets are currently open to be placed on all inmates. It's $5 to play, 5 spots for $20. First inmate you picked to graduate gets paid out.

All unpaired inmates are wild cards - if you bet on them and they're first to graduate, you win a date with Loki in addition to the whole kit and caboodle.

Here's some sample odds I've got running;

Mickey - 2:1
The Emperor - 2:1
Abigail - 3:1
Cass - 3:1
Mira - 5:1
Tig - 10:1
Jax - 10:1
Touko - 20:1
Sylvanas - 25:1
Jerry - 25:1
Dean - 40:1
Arthas - 50:1

...Hey, does anyone else feel like utter crap?

Comments

[no_tell_belle]

He's a god...like being. How fragile can his ego be?

Anyway, I sincerely doubt he's going to be terribly affected by any lack of adoration on my part.

[mistconduct]

You'd be surprised. He's like a wounded kitten some days.

Are you kidding? He'd feel snubbed.

[no_tell_belle]

If he's such a delicate flower, how the hell does he cope with you?

[mistconduct]

I treat him gently.

[no_tell_belle]

Huh. [Yes, there's some skepticism there but she doesn't know you well enough to know if it's justified.] Well, good for you then. For my part, I'm not planning to trample over the poor boy's feelings but I'm also not going to pretend to be impressed either.

[mistconduct]

Don't underestimate him. He still can surprise you.

[no_tell_belle]

Well, now, his ability to surprise would not be surprising. There are many people on this boat who can and do surprise me. [Still doesn't make Loki a special snowflake.]

[mistconduct]

Wow. Way to make him feel inadequate.