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Chris D'Amico ([personal profile] mistconduct) wrote2015-03-04 10:51 am
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Issue #70

Fuck me, we're four days into March and the port messed up my goddamn March Madness spread!

Fuck it, fine. Obviously since I can't watch college basketball on the Barge, we make our own entertainment here.

Bets are currently open to be placed on all inmates. It's $5 to play, 5 spots for $20. First inmate you picked to graduate gets paid out.

All unpaired inmates are wild cards - if you bet on them and they're first to graduate, you win a date with Loki in addition to the whole kit and caboodle.

Here's some sample odds I've got running;

Mickey - 2:1
The Emperor - 2:1
Abigail - 3:1
Cass - 3:1
Mira - 5:1
Tig - 10:1
Jax - 10:1
Touko - 20:1
Sylvanas - 25:1
Jerry - 25:1
Dean - 40:1
Arthas - 50:1

...Hey, does anyone else feel like utter crap?
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mistconduct: ([unmasked] awesome porch time)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-03-04 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you call me a muppet. Only we have the right to call one another muppets.

Hey, if he graduates, he'll leave. That's awesome in my book. Even if his doing so does make me so poor that I have to mortgage my parents' house on Long Island.
routemistress: (excuse you)

[personal profile] routemistress 2015-03-04 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Since when am I not we, you little gobby shit'ead?
mistconduct: ([unmasked] derp shrug)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-03-04 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a muppet, Iris?
routemistress: (and on the other hand)

[personal profile] routemistress 2015-03-04 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Can be if I want to be, can't I?

Muppet.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] but i look up to you)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-03-04 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...We're talking about the Jim Hensen stuff still, right?
routemistress: (chinhands)

[personal profile] routemistress 2015-03-04 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It's an exprssion. We're talking about 'ow I'm your auntie and I get to call you what I like.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] derp shrug)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-03-04 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. Fine. Call me a muppet. I've been called worse things.



'Muppetfucker'? Nah.
routemistress: (smiiiiiiiiiiirk)

[personal profile] routemistress 2015-03-04 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that definitely 'as a ring to it.

[You know she's going to use Muppetfucker forever don't you.]
mistconduct: ([unmasked] LOOK AT THIS SHIT)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-03-04 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
No, Iris. No. I was wondering aloud to myself!
routemistress: (glove)

[personal profile] routemistress 2015-03-04 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Begs the question of whether you see yourself as more a Bert or Ernie type, eh?
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[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-03-04 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not a fucking muppet.
routemistress: (giggle)

[personal profile] routemistress 2015-03-04 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
...I dont know why I'm even asking, you're so obviously Ernie.

Maybe Elmo.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] LOOK AT THIS SHIT)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-03-04 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
IRIS GOD. NO. I'm not that fucking red twat!
bodilesswarrior: Barbara leans forward, smirking. (Coy)

[personal profile] bodilesswarrior 2015-03-04 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, he's Gonzo.

...Which I guess makes Cassel Camilla.
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