Issue #33

[Locked against Hit Girl]

Nobody'll believe this but I swear I knew one day this was going to happen. I just really didn't want to still be here when it did.

Uh, so. You've probably all met or heard my psycho nemesis by now, back when I was batting for the villain's side. She might call herself an anti-hero, but that doesn't mean she won't straight up murder your ass for associating with me right now. And I'd like to go through this with as little bloodshed as possible. Already...lost a lot thanks to my fuck-ups, I don't want that to include my friends, my family, my inmate, or any sorry motherfucker who gets in her way.

Sorry, Cecil.

I'm still putting together a plan on what to do but if I can't figure out what the hell to do by the time she gets out of Zero, I might have to do something stupid and drastic.

Stupid and drastic were Old Me's calling cards.

So, I guess what I'm saying is....

I need help.


[Private to Hit Girl]

You're probably still dicking around in Zero. Sucks, huh? I've been there twice.

So let's you and me...chat. While I've still got my life and all my limbs and all.

Well, one of the two.