Issue #60

[mistconduct]

[Locked from Cassel]


So say you're planning a trip to meet your boyfriend's family.

And said boyfriend's mom is complete and total psychopath who can fuck with your mind if she touches you.

And you think maybe you should actually try to get along with these complete strangers because maybe, someday in the far, far off future you might actually see yourself getting together with this fucking idiot with stupid hair.


What kind of gift do you bring?

Comments

[routemistress]

You did ask!

[mistconduct]

Why don't you just go roll in a goddamn sewage treatment drain, Iris? You'll get the same amount of diseases and at least the sewer doesn't smoke in bed!

[routemistress]

I smoke in bed. And the only diseased thing about Tigger's 'is sense of humour.

Which I like about 'im, so there.

[mistconduct]

I don't believe this.

[routemistress]

I'm going to assume that's rhetorical and not show you the pictures.

[mistconduct]

'Tig and Iris Make a Porno.' Why don't we have that for movie night?

[routemistress]

Wouldn't 'alf be educational, I can tell you.

[mistconduct]

You have a really weird idea of recreation.