Issue #60

[mistconduct]

[Locked from Cassel]


So say you're planning a trip to meet your boyfriend's family.

And said boyfriend's mom is complete and total psychopath who can fuck with your mind if she touches you.

And you think maybe you should actually try to get along with these complete strangers because maybe, someday in the far, far off future you might actually see yourself getting together with this fucking idiot with stupid hair.


What kind of gift do you bring?

Comments

[theresalwayshope]

Then go with the macarons. Nothing says harmless, adorable, and safe like a man who can bake some tasty French pastry.

Men aren't the only ones who can be won over via the stomach.

[mistconduct]

...I have to bake it?

[theresalwayshope]

Well, yeah! I mean, if you want it to mean anything, you do!

[Have a theatrical sigh touched with a smile, Chris.]

But if you don't want to add that personal touch, I guess you could pick some up at a really good bakery.

[mistconduct]

I think the bakery route is safer than me accidentally poisoning Cassel's family.