mistconduct: ([unmasked] I don't carry cash on me)
Chris D'Amico ([personal profile] mistconduct) wrote2014-09-15 01:00 pm
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Issue #60

[Locked from Cassel]


So say you're planning a trip to meet your boyfriend's family.

And said boyfriend's mom is complete and total psychopath who can fuck with your mind if she touches you.

And you think maybe you should actually try to get along with these complete strangers because maybe, someday in the far, far off future you might actually see yourself getting together with this fucking idiot with stupid hair.


What kind of gift do you bring?
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mistconduct: ([unmasked] Star Wars prequel syndrome)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-09-15 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
This sounds like the voice of experience.

You getting into your dad's liquor cabinet, Scotty?
semifreakingnormal: (gonna teach you tricks)

[personal profile] semifreakingnormal 2014-09-16 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
More like Cassel's.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] questioning my origins brb)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-09-16 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Fucking knew it.

Wait, Cassel has a liquor cabinet?

Bitch.
semifreakingnormal: (say say my playmate)

[personal profile] semifreakingnormal 2014-09-16 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
He might just have cases of campari.

Don't drink it, whatever you do.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] well what do I do now?)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-09-17 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell? Why? What's it do?
semifreakingnormal: (and she'd let it go to my head)

[personal profile] semifreakingnormal 2014-09-24 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It will definitely put hair on your chest.

Radioactive hair that will burn straight through your chest.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] lol what)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-09-25 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
What a goddamn psychopath. Hasn't he ever heard of beer?
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