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Issue #54 [Video]

[Day 1 and 2]

[Chis has been stuck on level 6 for the past couple of hours. He did great getting through the bottom two levels, but soon as his feet hit the spinning floor, he was down for the count. Now, every so often he tries to pick himself up, only to fall back down.

He's covered in bruises and slowly spinning in a circle, looking completely green, when he bothers to call in]

Can someone please come get me?

Jesus fucking christ this is embarrassing. Taken out by the goddamn Les Miserables set piece.

Hang on-

[The video cuts, just in time to catch Chris mid-hurl]

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Locked in my room last time I checked. I filled up my bathtub with water but they're probably peeing everywhere.

Oh god my poor dogs.

One thing at a time. I have some shit to get through to get to you, but try not to puke on yourself before I do.

Don't come if you think you're not going to make it.

Please, I'm amazing. I'll make it.

Yeah. Heard that one before.

[Aup, wait, more hurling]

Gross. I am not saving your ass if you keep doing that.

It's not a voluntary action, Slevin!

Make it one, Chris!

Asshole.

What, like you would be running towards a shirt full of puke stains if we were somehow reversed?

I totally would if it were you, shithead!

Ow. Ow, yelling doesn't help. Ow.

Not quietly you wouldn't.

Are you completely incapable of being still for five minutes?

I can be still!

Just come get me.

The hell do you think I'm doing?

Dicking around being a dick!

You can't use the word you're defining in the definition!

I'm your warden! I can do whatever the fuck I want!

That has literally never been true.

Shut up. Don't contradict your warden.

And that has literally never worked.

I hate you.

You love me.

Only for your body.

I accept this form of affection.

Just come rescue me. Jackass.

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