Issue #54 [Video]

[mistconduct]

[Day 1 and 2]

[Chis has been stuck on level 6 for the past couple of hours. He did great getting through the bottom two levels, but soon as his feet hit the spinning floor, he was down for the count. Now, every so often he tries to pick himself up, only to fall back down.

He's covered in bruises and slowly spinning in a circle, looking completely green, when he bothers to call in]

Can someone please come get me?

Jesus fucking christ this is embarrassing. Taken out by the goddamn Les Miserables set piece.

Hang on-

[The video cuts, just in time to catch Chris mid-hurl]

Comments

[mistconduct]

Cassel is my magic boyfriend who turns people into cats. You're fucked.

[americasdirtiest]

[And suddenly the fun goes out of the conversation. Mickey's smile vanishes into something that looks a little more like bafflement. He glances around, like he's afraid someone on his end might have heard Chris and thought it was him.

Do people just... talk like that here? Just say boyfriend out loud? On the network? Now Mickey's the one who feels a little sick, anxiety welling up like bile in his throat. He bites his lip and hangs up before he can say anything else, his heart pounding hard.

He's not supposed to be all twisted up about this shit anymore, he knows, but no one's here to push him into being better. Fuck.]

[mistconduct]

What, that got you to shut up? Magic cats?

Fuck this fucking boat. You're so lucky I didn't sic my inmate on you.


So lucky.