Be offended all the fuck you want! Just tell me where you are and find out where this guy lives and kick his ass for me!

Fucking christ you're the worst fucking inmate ever. Everyone else's inmate murders people with no problem! You're the only guy I know who is so fucking bad at being an inmate that he literally gave up murdering people because he knew it would piss off his warden who keeps finding people who deserve killing!

[He may actually send himself into a coronary attack]