mistconduct: (fight me bitch!)
Chris D'Amico ([personal profile] mistconduct) wrote2013-10-08 09:18 am

Issue #30

[Private to Barbara Gordon]

How do you take this shit, Barb? How the fuck do you keep going?


[Private to Infirmary Staff]

So what's the plan, Docs? I'm getting fucking bedsores. I want out.


[Private to Vesper]
Hey. Can we.

Look, pick up the phone. Just.

Can we talk?


[Later, public]

[He's still getting drugged every night, as much for his mental health as his physical. It's easier to get through the days when you're on a cocktail of anti-depressants.

This, however, has its disadvantages. Mainly that Chris is so exhausted that he sleeps through the night, unaware of his warden item beeping underneath the bed. The teddy bear - yes, his warden item is a slightly charred teddy - is recovered in the morning, still beeping, when Chris wakes up.

It's alarming, how he can go from sleepy and lackadaisical to fucking pissed in a single instant]



Who the FUCK killed Slevin?!

You assholes, I swear to FUCKING god, I will fucking come out of this bed and murder the shit out of you! Where the fuck is my inmate and who the fuck is responsible for this bullshit?! You think just because I'm in the infirmary doesn't mean I won't come there and murder you back, you utter shithead?!

Fuck. Someone get me a fucking wheelchair, or crutches, or whatever. Who saw him last?!

Jesus christ, you're a fucking pack of animals!


[After Slevin's been found]

Call off the search, his body turned up in the inmate showers.

Whoever did this; you're fucking dead. You hear me? You can't fucking run on a ship, dumbass. I'm coming for you.

Fuck everything.
semifreakingnormal: (dream me oh dreamer)

[personal profile] semifreakingnormal 2013-10-08 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, you need your eyes checked. I don't look anything like Pete.

Maybe like, the Mexican Peter Parker...
semifreakingnormal: (she said naked 8])

[personal profile] semifreakingnormal 2013-10-08 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well get on it, dude.
patheticvillain: (ʭ you're getting better all the time)

[personal profile] patheticvillain 2013-10-08 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Does this mean I'm officially not Justin Bieber anymore?
patheticvillain: (ʭ is an art that's hard to teach)

[personal profile] patheticvillain 2013-10-08 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh thank Christ. Knew the puppy was good for something.
patheticvillain: (ʭ see 'em running for their lives)

[personal profile] patheticvillain 2013-10-08 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Because he keeps giving me these really wounded looks.
patheticvillain: (ʭ & as you step back into line)

[personal profile] patheticvillain 2013-10-08 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
What, you wanna be puppy again?
patheticvillain: (ʭ when suddenly we fell apart)

[personal profile] patheticvillain 2013-10-08 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god.

[he just can't even]

Okay. It's your name.

(no subject)

[personal profile] patheticvillain - 2013-10-08 17:53 (UTC) - Expand
semifreakingnormal: (but god I like it)

[personal profile] semifreakingnormal 2013-10-08 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, you get called puppy too?
semifreakingnormal: (she said naked 8])

[personal profile] semifreakingnormal 2013-10-08 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
At least baby is worse than puppy.
semifreakingnormal: (my heart's aflame)

[personal profile] semifreakingnormal 2013-10-08 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Bite me, baby.