mistconduct: (fight me bitch!)
Chris D'Amico ([personal profile] mistconduct) wrote2013-10-08 09:18 am

Issue #30

[Private to Barbara Gordon]

How do you take this shit, Barb? How the fuck do you keep going?


[Private to Infirmary Staff]

So what's the plan, Docs? I'm getting fucking bedsores. I want out.


[Private to Vesper]
Hey. Can we.

Look, pick up the phone. Just.

Can we talk?


[Later, public]

[He's still getting drugged every night, as much for his mental health as his physical. It's easier to get through the days when you're on a cocktail of anti-depressants.

This, however, has its disadvantages. Mainly that Chris is so exhausted that he sleeps through the night, unaware of his warden item beeping underneath the bed. The teddy bear - yes, his warden item is a slightly charred teddy - is recovered in the morning, still beeping, when Chris wakes up.

It's alarming, how he can go from sleepy and lackadaisical to fucking pissed in a single instant]



Who the FUCK killed Slevin?!

You assholes, I swear to FUCKING god, I will fucking come out of this bed and murder the shit out of you! Where the fuck is my inmate and who the fuck is responsible for this bullshit?! You think just because I'm in the infirmary doesn't mean I won't come there and murder you back, you utter shithead?!

Fuck. Someone get me a fucking wheelchair, or crutches, or whatever. Who saw him last?!

Jesus christ, you're a fucking pack of animals!


[After Slevin's been found]

Call off the search, his body turned up in the inmate showers.

Whoever did this; you're fucking dead. You hear me? You can't fucking run on a ship, dumbass. I'm coming for you.

Fuck everything.
patheticvillain: (ʭ you stumble & you fall)

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[personal profile] patheticvillain 2013-10-08 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. So? It takes a village to find a corpse on a boat full of magical demon zombies. Can you help?
semifreakingnormal: (we've got till noon)

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[personal profile] semifreakingnormal 2013-10-08 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sigh guilt.]

Yeah. I'll try.
patheticvillain: (ʭ & all of your usefulness)

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[personal profile] patheticvillain 2013-10-08 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

His name's Slevin Kelevra. Cabin's right by mine, I'll show you where it is. I'll let you in if you need anything from inside. To do whatever you're gonna do. You find anything, you call Chris or me or Zane, whoever you can get in touch with first.

You ever see a dead body before?
semifreakingnormal: (down to my core)

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[personal profile] semifreakingnormal 2013-10-08 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. [He's not shying away from the idea of seeing another one, but he's not proud of it, either. It was seriously pretty awful.]

You'll let me in? ....And you won't ask questions?
patheticvillain: (ʭ lost all your youth)

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[personal profile] patheticvillain 2013-10-08 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Scott, if you find his body and help me keep Chris calm, I will ask no questions and give you a goddamn medal.
semifreakingnormal: (transfer my tragedy)

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[personal profile] semifreakingnormal 2013-10-08 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll do whatever I can.
patheticvillain: (ʭ lost all that you could)

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[personal profile] patheticvillain 2013-10-08 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[And then abruptly an exhausted sigh.]

Thank god. Thank fucking god. Thank you.
semifreakingnormal: (we've got till noon)

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[personal profile] semifreakingnormal 2013-10-08 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeez, dude. [Now he just feels bad about holding out.] It's okay. It'll get figured out.
patheticvillain: (ʭ i'm wide awake)

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[personal profile] patheticvillain 2013-10-08 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I know that. It's Chris who doesn't.

Just - just shut up and take my gratitude.
semifreakingnormal: (WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY LIFE)

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[personal profile] semifreakingnormal 2013-10-08 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay. Consider it taken.
patheticvillain: (ʭ well it's all because of me)

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[personal profile] patheticvillain 2013-10-09 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Good.

It's just he's important, is all, so. I owe you one.
semifreakingnormal: (down to my core)

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[personal profile] semifreakingnormal 2013-10-09 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, don't worry about it. [He may change his mind when he sees the body though.]