Issue #29

[mistconduct]

Sup, Barge assholes. I'm back.

It's been like a whole fucking year, so I'm not going to bore you with the immense amount of crap that went down in my world because oh, hey, come up to the infirmary and take a look. Everyone and their mom already has.

Speaking of moms, I have an issue of rebranding to announce. Red Mist is dead. Henceforce I am no longer Chris D'Amico, but wish instead to be addressed by my super name, The Motherfucker. It's going to be a while before I'm back in the costume but regardless of that, I want you all to call me The Motherfucker. It grows on you.

And speaking of that, informal poll time, fucking yes it's that time again!

On a scale of 1 to 5, Chris' new goatee is;
-Awesome.
-REALLY fucking awesome.
-Sculpted like Michaelangelo's David.
-Way better than Tony Stark's
-I haven't seen it; every time I turn to observe I'm blinded by the awesome.

Comments

[mistconduct]

I doubt it. Y'know, Zane? I really fucking doubt it at this point.

[godsays]

It'll still happen.

[mistconduct]

Why are you so confident in me?

[godsays]

I'm not the only one. [ A little defensive. ]

[mistconduct]

Yeah, but why? Back home I'm universally known as the family fuck-up.

[godsays]

Your family is terrible.

[mistconduct]

....Yeah, I can't even argue with you at this point.

[godsays]

Your family here is better.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, I know. You never tried to hack me to pieces. Kind of a non-contest.

[godsays]

They had you in pieces before this.

[mistconduct]

Shut up. I'm aware.

[godsays]

You put yourself together.

[mistconduct]

The Emperor put me together.

[godsays]

He what - oh. No, I meant before that. You becoming a warden. That was you.

[mistconduct]

..Yeah, I mean. I guess. But fuck, I keep thinking I'm gonna get demoted or something.

[godsays]

So what if you are?

[mistconduct]

So what?! I don't want to be stuck here, Zane! Not again!

[godsays]

Because it was so awful the first time.

And once you've done it once, you sure won't be able to do it again.

[mistconduct]

Tosh and Aya never graduated after they were demoted.

[godsays]

Do you think the people here would just let you disappear? You won't get away that easily.

[mistconduct]

I don't think the Admiral gives you a choice.

[godsays]

There's always alternatives. This place makes anything possible.

[mistconduct]

Look at you, Mr. Optimistic.

[godsays]

It's true.

[mistconduct]

If it's true, why can't I fly yet?