Issue #29

[mistconduct]

Sup, Barge assholes. I'm back.

It's been like a whole fucking year, so I'm not going to bore you with the immense amount of crap that went down in my world because oh, hey, come up to the infirmary and take a look. Everyone and their mom already has.

Speaking of moms, I have an issue of rebranding to announce. Red Mist is dead. Henceforce I am no longer Chris D'Amico, but wish instead to be addressed by my super name, The Motherfucker. It's going to be a while before I'm back in the costume but regardless of that, I want you all to call me The Motherfucker. It grows on you.

And speaking of that, informal poll time, fucking yes it's that time again!

On a scale of 1 to 5, Chris' new goatee is;
-Awesome.
-REALLY fucking awesome.
-Sculpted like Michaelangelo's David.
-Way better than Tony Stark's
-I haven't seen it; every time I turn to observe I'm blinded by the awesome.

Comments

[mistconduct]

Because he's bigger than me and we're both nonpowered humans and we vie for power over each other.

[semifreakingnormal]

That's weird.

[mistconduct]

Why is it weird? We just mess with each other. No big deal.

[semifreakingnormal]

He shouldn't be throwing you around.

[mistconduct]

He just kicks me off his bed and stuff. No big deal. I could take him if I really wanted to.

[semifreakingnormal]

....Right now?

[mistconduct]

Well, maybe not when I'm lying in a fucking hospital bed.

[semifreakingnormal]

That's kind of an important thing to mention don't you think?

[mistconduct]

Oh, shut up. I can take him.

[semifreakingnormal]

Uh, when you can't feel your legs?

[mistconduct]

Still got my arms.

And I can...bleed on him or whatever.

[semifreakingnormal]

Wow that's screwed up.

[mistconduct]

Nobody asked you, Scotty.